The "Grow Asshole" Bitch Box

THE "GROW AHOLE" BITCH BOX

Say it with succulents…and sarcasm. The Succ It Gift Box is the ultimate treat-yourself (or treat-your-bestie) bundle packed with floral flair and just the right amount of attitude.

Inside this charming AF box, you'll find:

• A boldly beautiful “Succ It” reusable tote for hauling plants, snacks, or bad decisions.
• Two “What The Fucculent” ceramic planters – because your succulents deserve a cozy home too.
• A “Pray For Me” plant marker, perfect for that one succulent that’s hanging on for dear life.
• A cheeky “Your Driving Succs” magnet to slap on your laptop, water bottle, or annoying coworker.
• A wooden scrub brush that says "wash your fucking vegetables

Perfect for plant lovers, sass queens, and anyone who appreciates a good pun with their petals.

Give the gift of green thumbs and good humor – or keep it all for yourself, we won’t judge.