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The Crafty Bitch Co.

Drinkware and gifts, without the filter

Sitting Around The Campfire Never Looked So Good!

Choose Your Color

I'm Not Adulting This Summer Bitch Box

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drink water

you dehydrated bitch

Shop Waterbottles

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made JUST FOR YOU.

Step 1: Pick your favorites that speak to your slightly twisted soul

Step 2: We make your products in our NJ Workshop

Step 3: We ship your order

Step 4: You open with excitement and rock your new sh*t!

Shop Glass Jars

Finally! Not-so-boring Bottle Openers

Take your top off and infuse your next party or, night working the bar with laughter.

Because living the fucking dream shouldn't have to be so boring.

Ballsy Bottle Openers

  • Free Shipping!

    Free shipping on ALL orders - no minimums!

  • Handmade Business

    We proudly print each and every order ourselves in our New Jersey workshop.

  • Buy Now, Pay Later

    Buy now and pay interest free installments using Shop Pay or Sezzle (available at checkout)

  • Bitch Bank - Rewards

    Be sure to sign up for our VIB (Very Important Bitch) Program to earn sweet deals and rewards!

Newest Arrivals

Look What Just Hit The Shop!

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Ask about our reward program

We have a fun way to earn points that equal discounts.! Just sign up for our rewards program.

We will send you ways to earn points!

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