The Bitch Box

Subscription Box For Mouthy Females

What Is The Bitch Box?

Surprise yourself every month with the unboxing experience unlike any other!

Each month is a new theme and a new package jam-packed with pretty products mixed with some profanity and sass designed especially for you!

Join thousands of other women who laugh and smile every month and sign up for the Bitch Box today!

What Plans Are Available?

We offer monthly and quarterly plans and you can skip or cancel any time through your account :)

There are 3 tiers of boxes:

- The Basic Bitch

- The Bitchier Box

- The Bitchiest Box


Basic Bitch Box: $45/mo with basic exclusive contents

Bitchier Box: $58/mo with choice of tshirt or tumbler

Bitchiest Box: $68/mo with both a tumbler and a t-shirt of the month

When Does It Ship?

All boxes ship between the 15th and 20th of every month

If I Sign Up Today, Will I Get September's Boo Bitch Box?

Yes! If you sign up today, we will immediately send you September's Boo, Bitch Box

Past Bitch Boxes

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You're My Favorite Bitch Skinny Tumbler
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Fuck You Halloween 30 Oz Wide Tumbler
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Not Enough Middle Fingers Crewneck
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Cute But Psycho Sweatpants
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Leave Me The Fuck Alone Hoodie
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Sweary Mandala TShirt

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I Ain't No Better Fucking Crocker

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The I Ain't No Betty Fucking Crocker Bitch Box
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  • How Are your Products Made?

We produce and print most of our products in-house using various printing processes. We pride ourselves on our quality drinkware. Unlike most of our competitors, our designs do not scratch or fade.

For apparel, occasionally, we will outsource printing to one of our partners depending on our workload. Some packages may be delivered separately.

  • How long will my order take to be delivered?

Every item is made to order which means it is made just for you. Please allow 3-5 days turnaround time for shipping. Most orders are delivered within 7 days.

  • One Of My Items Is Damaged, What Do I Do?

If you have any issues with any of your orders, simply shoot our awesome customer experience team an email and we will take care of you!