Don't Fucking Care Bear Zippered Tote Bag

Tote-ally Over It Zippered Tote Bag 👜✨

Tired of boring bags that say nothing about your fabulous, slightly unhinged personality? Meet your new go-to: our zippered tote bag — the perfect mix of sarcasm, style, and function. 💁♀️💥

✔️ Roomy enough for your laptop, snacks, makeup bag, or that emergency bottle of wine 🍷💻🍫
✔️ Secure zippered top so your secrets (and stuff) don’t spill out 🤫🔒
✔️ Zippered inside pocket to hide your gum, cash, or that one tampon you always need at the worst time 💵💄🩷
✔️ Durable + washable because life’s messy, and so are you 🧼😅
✔️ Your hilarious design front + center so strangers know you’re the fun one without saying a word 😎💬

Toss it over your shoulder for errands, work, or travel and watch heads turn (or eyes roll — either way, you win) 🚗🛍️✈️