🎄 The Jolly Bitch Mystery Box 🎁

A Little Merry, A Little Messy, and a Whole Lotta Attitude!

It's the most wonderful time of the year... to be a sarcastic bitch! 🎅💋

Get ready to unwrap some holiday cheer with a side of questionable language and zero fucks given!

Our Jolly Bitch Mystery Boxes are packed with festive, funny, and fabulously inappropriate goodies that'll have you sleighing the holiday season in true Crafty Bitch fashion.

🎁 WHAT'S INSIDE?

Each mystery box includes:

• 🎄 2 Mystery Apparel Items – A surprise combination of our snarky holiday tees, crewnecks, or hoodies, depending on the bundle you select!

• 🥤 1 Holiday Tumbler – Perfect for sipping your favorite holiday beverage while dealing with everyone's bullshit.

• 🎅 1 Festive Ornament – A little something inappropriate to hang on your tree!

✨ WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT:

• A surprise assortment of hilarious, sassy holiday designs!

• Perfect for gifting (or keeping for your own sarcastic ass).

• Fun, festive, and definitely NOT your grandma's Christmas box!

• The ultimate holiday treat for anyone who loves a little profanity with their peppermint mocha.

🚨 THE MYSTERY BOX FINE PRINT (PLEASE READ!)

🎁 It's a MYSTERY! The photos shown are examples ONLY. Actual designs, apparel colors, tumbler styles, and ornaments will vary. Specific designs or colors cannot be requested or guaranteed.

🎁 Duplicates Are Possible! If you've ordered from us before or purchase multiple mystery boxes, you may receive designs you already own or duplicate items.

🎁 All Sales Are FINAL! Due to the surprise nature of these boxes, we do not accept returns, exchanges, or refunds based on design preferences, colors, or duplicate items.

🎁 Not for the Easily Offended! Our designs may contain profanity, sarcasm, and adult humor. That's kind of our thing. 😉