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This koozie doesn’t just keep your drink cold—it keeps your personality on brand: unbothered, slightly offensive, and 100% over it. Whether you're dodging small talk or silently judging everyone at the cookout, this little sleeve of sarcasm has your back.
Fits most cans, bottles, and bad decisions. Not responsible for side-eyes, awkward laughs, or becoming the favorite at the party. (Or the most feared. Same thing.)
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