This collection features past bitch boxes and products that were included in previous boxes that have since sold out.
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I'm Not Adulting This Summer Bitch BoxThe Summer Bitch Box Is Here!! The Summer Bi...The Summer Bitch Box Is Here!! The Summer Bitch Box is here!! This box will come with a 32 oz waterbottle with an exclusive design OR, you can be one of the lucky 15 that gets a skinny tumbler w...$44.95
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Keep Fucking Going Stainless Steel RingStainless steel, sturdy, and ready to rock! Thi...Stainless steel, sturdy, and ready to rock! This reminder is all the motivation you need, Ring is sized at an 8. Comes with motivational black velvet pouch as pictured$12.00
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Ugh You Again Funny Light Up Pens (3 Pack)Funny Pen For Co-Worker 3 Pens included to give...Funny Pen For Co-Worker 3 Pens included to give away or, keep for yourself. Great for servers, bartenders, not-so-favorite co-workers or and service industry. This light up stylus pen will light up...$8.99
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Funny Sweary Pen Cup Pencil HolderFeatured in our January Bitch Box, this pen cup...Featured in our January Bitch Box, this pen cup is so fun and perfect for your sweary self. Great gift for boss, co-worker, bartender, of any pen snob who experiences inner rage when their pens a...$8.00
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Wash Your Fucking Hands Glass Soap DispenserGive the gift of laughter and a gentle reminder...Give the gift of laughter and a gentle reminder to wash your fucking hands with this awesome original soap dispenser Glass Soap dispenser holds about 16 oz of soap.$19.99
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No Bitchin In My Kitchen Funny ApronThis apron features adjustable snap straps, ful...This apron features adjustable snap straps, full print with hilarious phrase! This would make the perfect addition to anyone woman's kitchen cooking attire!$12.00
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The "I Ain't No Betty Fucking Crocker" Bitch BoxFun, snarky and sassy shit themed and curated j...Fun, snarky and sassy shit themed and curated just for this box. Baking Themed Bitch Box! Includes 7 products relating to baking or cooking. You'll LOVE this box! Included: - Fresh Out Of...$54.99
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Fucking Gorgeous 7 Piece Makeup Brush SetThis makeup brush set is the perfect gift and s...This makeup brush set is the perfect gift and sends a message! They are soft and printed with "Fucking Gorgeous" on every single brush. They come packaged nicely in a gift box and come with a fre...$18.00
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The "Get Your Shit Together" Bitch BoxIncluded in January's "Get Your Shit Together" ...Included in January's "Get Your Shit Together" Bitch Box: A6 Budget Binder Phrase Printed: "Stick To The Fucking Budget" with budget inserts "Don't Take My Fucking Pens" Pencil Cup "Yay, Another D...$54.99
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Own That Shit Small PurseThis adorable linen purse features an adjustabl...This adorable linen purse features an adjustable strap, touch screen back so you can quickly use your phone or see a message while you're on the go without have to take your phone out of your bag! ...$5.00
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The No Bitchin' In My Kitchen Bitch BoxReady to ship! Grab one of these leftover No Bi...Ready to ship! Grab one of these leftover No Bitchin' In My Kitchen Bitch Boxes. Perfect gift for anyone who likes to cook or bake! This box comes packaged pretty and ready to gift! Included: 1 ...$39.99
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Let's Be Lazy Assholes Today Funny Beach TowelUse this funny ass beach towel for your next be...Use this funny ass beach towel for your next beach day! Dimensions - About 59.5 inches long and 29.5 inches wide$19.99
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The "Me to Me: Bitch, You Stress Me Out" Bitch BoxThis purchase is for the OCTOBER Bitch Box ONLY...This purchase is for the OCTOBER Bitch Box ONLY. This is NOT a reoccurring subscription PRODUCTS INCLUDED: - Pill Box - Candle Jar - 2 Anxiety Rings - Exfoliating Brush - Shower Steamer - Spa Hea...$49.99
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The "Boo, Bitch" Bitch BoxThis purchase is for the SEPTEMBER Bitch Box ON...This purchase is for the SEPTEMBER Bitch Box ONLY. This is NOT a reoccurring subscription. Basic Bitch Box Option (NO TUMBLER OR SHIRT) - Sticker Sheet - Shit To-Do Notepad - Sparkly Bitchcraft Pen...$49.99
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Funny Adult Budget Binder - Stick To The Fucking BudgetThis holographic budget binder is printed with ...This holographic budget binder is printed with the perfectly aggressive message for those who love sweary, snarky, and sassy products!Size: A6Budget Envelopes Included: 4Features convenient credit ...$19.99
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Handle That Shit Key Ring WristletNever lose your keys again with these adorable ...Never lose your keys again with these adorable keychain wristlets with the perfectly savage motivational message!$6.00
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The "Hot As Balls" Bitch BoxThis purchase is for the JUNE Bitch Box ONLY. T...This purchase is for the JUNE Bitch Box ONLY. This is NOT a reoccurring subscription. - Waterbottle ( $34.99 Value) - "Shady Bitch" UV Printed Sunglasses ($6.99 Value) - "So Fucking Hot!" Battery...$64.99
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Bitch I Will Cut You Bamboo Cutting BoardThis adorable wood cutting board will make the ...This adorable wood cutting board will make the perfect addition to anyone's kitchen!Made of bamboo wood, this is a high quality board made to last! We recommend cutting on the backside of this boar...$34.00
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Alright, Shitheads Ill Feed Ya Funny ApronThis apron features adjustable snap straps, ful...This apron features adjustable snap straps, full print with hilarious phrase! This would make the perfect addition to anyone woman's kitchen cooking attire!$12.00
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The "Grow, Asshole" Bitch BoxThis purchase is for the "Grow Asshole" Bitch B...This purchase is for the "Grow Asshole" Bitch Box ONLY. This is NOT a reoccurring subscription. - "Go Sit On A Cactus" Skinny Tumbler - "Pray For Me" Plant Stake - "Your Driving Succs" Car Magnet...$64.99
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The "Cut A Bitch" Halloween Bitch BoxThe Halloween Bitch Box is full of allllll the ...The Halloween Bitch Box is full of allllll the spooky (and sweary) stuff you need to bring some fun to this Halloween season. - Shimmery "Dumbass" Skinny Tumbler - Bitch Better Have My Candy Tot...$64.99
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Alphabet Paper ClipsFeatured in our January Bitch Box, these paper ...Featured in our January Bitch Box, these paper clips are so fun and versatile! Make your own 4 letter words with these adorable and fun alphabet paperclips! Each letter of the alphabet is included...$3.00
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"Two Words One Finger" Bitch BoxThis purchase is for the NOVEMBER Bitch Box ONL...This purchase is for the NOVEMBER Bitch Box ONLY. This is NOT a reoccurring subscription. Basic Bitch Box Option (NO TUMBLER OR SHIRT) - Glitter Keychain - Middle Finger Necklace - Pack of Middle ...$49.99
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Funny Fuck It Let's Get Takeout Bamboo Cutting BoardThis adorable wood cutting board will make the ...This adorable wood cutting board will make the perfect addition to anyone's kitchen!Made of bamboo wood, this is a high quality board made to last! We recommend cutting on the backside of this boar...$60.00