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Think you’re special? Prove it. Or maybe don’t – because only the brightest among us will confidently admit they can read this (and laugh). This hoodie is perfect for those with a sharp wit, a love for twisted humor, and an appreciation for a bit of self-deprecating banter. Made from the coziest fabric known to humanity, it’s here to keep you warm while making everyone around you wonder who the real genius is. Spoiler alert: It’s you. Or is it?
Whether you’re outsmarting everyone or just in on the joke, you’ll wear it proudly – as long as you can read it.
Disclaimer: Results may vary. Side effects include smirks, chuckles, and double-takes.
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