Collection: Products

Hot Mess Express Cosmetic Bag

This adorable linen cosmetic bag is the perfect little bag to keep all your makeup, scrunchies, cash, or any smaller...

Hot Mess Express Cosmetic Bag

This adorable linen cosmetic bag is the perfect little bag to keep all your makeup, scrunchies, cash, or any smaller...

Hot Mess Express Desk Sign

Our Photo Panels are scratch resistant, fingerprint free, antireflective. The perfect addition to your desk! The kickstand on the back...

Hot Mess Express Keychain

Hilarious and one-of-a-kind! Printed in New Jersey, this is the perfect gag gift, novelty gift or, white elephant gift! 2.5" DiameterAcrylic...

Hot Mess Express Mousepad & Coaster Set

Bring the fun to the office with this neoprene mousepad. Add the matching sandstone coaster for some extra sass!

Hot Mess Express Mug With Lid

15 oz Stainless Steel Mug with Handle & Lid – Sip Boldly, Anywhere Whether you're tackling a busy workday or...

Hot Mess Express Oversized Tote Bag

this large oversized linen tote bag is ahhhhhmazing! at 16 x 20, it's HUGE so, you can fit tons of...

Hot Mess Express Sandstone Coaster

Coasters come with cork backing to keep the coasters from sliding and protect your tables.  These are high quality and absorbent coasters...

Hot Mess Express Sandstone Coaster Set

Motivational coaster set - perfect for any girl boss!  Coasters come with cork backing to keep the coasters from sliding and protect...

Hot Mess Express Shot Glass

Snarky Shot Glass by The Crafty Bitch Company – Funny, Durable, and Dishwasher Safe Add some humor to your next...

Hot Mess Express Skinny Tumbler

Sip in style with our 20 oz Skinny Tumbler, designed and printed in-house by The Crafty Bitch Company. This isn’t...

Hot Mom Summer 4 in 1 Can Cooler

Introducing the ultimate multi-tasking miracle: the Snarky Can Cooler! Whether you’re sipping on a frosty beer, a soda can, a...

Hot Mom Summer Racerback Tank

I Ain't Doin Shit 16 Oz Shimmer Glass Jar

Our glass jars come with a bamboo lid and plastic straw and are perfect for iced coffee or, adult juice...

I Ain't Doin Shit Cosmetic Bag

This adorable linen cosmetic bag is the perfect little bag to keep all your makeup, scrunchies, cash, or any smaller...

I Ain't Doin Shit Mason Jar With Lid

17 Oz Stainless Steel Mason Jar Keeps your drinks cold for hours. Comes with screw on lid and stainless steel...

I Ain't Doin Shit Mug With Lid

15 oz Stainless Steel Mug with Handle & Lid – Sip Boldly, Anywhere Whether you're tackling a busy workday or...

I Ain't Doin Shit Sandstone Coaster Set

Motivational coaster set - perfect for any girl boss!  Coasters come with cork backing to keep the coasters from sliding and protect...

I Ain't Doin Shit Today 12 Oz Wine Tumbler

Some things in life should never be warm—wine is one of them. This 12 oz insulated tumbler keeps your drink...

I Ain't Doin Shit Today 15 Oz Ceramic Mug

Sassy, Sturdy, and Ready for Your Daily Dose of Caffeine! ☕🔥 Start your day with a little attitude and a...

I Ain't Doin Shit Today 20 Oz Travel Tumbler

Stainless Steel Tumbler Keeps Drinks Cold for up to 24 Hours Keeps Drinks Hot for up to 6 Hours PRINTING Digitally and...

I Ain't Doin Shit Today Bottle Opener

Stainless steel, vibrant, fun, and packs a punch...this bottle opener is a MUST HAVE for any bartender serving....well....assholes. Approx 7"...

I Ain't Doin Shit Today Desk Sign

Our Photo Panels are scratch resistant, fingerprint free, antireflective. The perfect addition to your desk! The kickstand on the back...

I Ain't Doin Shit Today Keychain

Hilarious and one-of-a-kind! Printed in New Jersey, this is the perfect gag gift, novelty gift or, white elephant gift! 2.5" DiameterAcrylic...