{"product_id":"mysterybitchbox","title":"Mystery Bitch Box - 2 Shirts + 1 Tumbler + 5 Stickers","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"62\" data-end=\"87\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"62\" data-end=\"87\"\u003eMystery Bitch Box 💅✨\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"89\" data-end=\"168\"\u003eFeeling a little chaotic? A little unhinged? Same.\u003cbr data-start=\"139\" data-end=\"142\"\u003eThis box was made for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"170\" data-end=\"332\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"174\" data-end=\"195\"\u003eMystery Bitch Box\u003c\/strong\u003e is your surprise dose of attitude, sarcasm, and “I said what I said” energy — packed with some of our most loved (and unhinged) designs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"334\" data-end=\"357\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"334\" data-end=\"357\"\u003eWhat you might get:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"358\" data-end=\"576\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"8lc9bq\" data-start=\"358\" data-end=\"401\"\u003e😈 2 bold, snarky shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"kfqhfv\" data-start=\"402\" data-end=\"435\"\u003e🥤 A sassy tumbler or drinkware\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"wzumyb\" data-start=\"436\" data-end=\"517\"\u003e💖 Stickers that match your personality (aka slightly unstable but fun as hell)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"l7t0xc\" data-start=\"518\" data-end=\"576\"\u003e🎁 Bonus goodies we \u003cem data-start=\"540\" data-end=\"547\"\u003emight\u003c\/em\u003e throw in just because we can\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"578\" data-end=\"667\"\u003eEvery box is \u003cstrong data-start=\"591\" data-end=\"604\"\u003edifferent\u003c\/strong\u003e, but one thing is guaranteed:\u003cbr data-start=\"634\" data-end=\"637\"\u003e👉 It’s gonna match your vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"669\" data-end=\"685\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"669\" data-end=\"685\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"686\" data-end=\"844\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1gyqigf\" data-start=\"686\" data-end=\"738\"\u003eThe girl who says what everyone else is thinking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"5ofyns\" data-start=\"739\" data-end=\"779\"\u003eBlue-collar baddies with zero filter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1o50aww\" data-start=\"780\" data-end=\"844\"\u003eAnyone fueled by caffeine, curse words, and a little anxiety\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"846\" data-end=\"869\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"846\" data-end=\"869\"\u003eWhy people love it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"870\" data-end=\"1023\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"oi64f2\" data-start=\"870\" data-end=\"910\"\u003eIt’s a surprise (but like… a GOOD one)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1q2up2c\" data-start=\"911\" data-end=\"962\"\u003eYou get more value than buying items individually\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"uq4jc0\" data-start=\"963\" data-end=\"1023\"\u003eIt feels like opening a gift from your chaotic best friend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1025\" data-end=\"1118\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1028\" data-end=\"1040\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e May cause compliments, side-eyes, and people asking “where did you get that?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1025\" data-end=\"1118\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1025\" data-end=\"1118\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e**ALL MYSTERY BOXES ARE FINAL SALE**\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e","brand":"tcb co.","offers":[{"title":"2 TShirts","offer_id":51308049957028,"sku":null,"price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2 Hoodies","offer_id":51308049989796,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 TShirt + 1 Hoodie","offer_id":51308050022564,"sku":null,"price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0593\/0572\/2020\/files\/MYSTERYTSHIRTBUNDLE_2.png?v=1776818646","url":"https:\/\/shoptcbco.com\/products\/mysterybitchbox","provider":"tcb co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}