{"product_id":"christmas-mystery-bitch-box-2-shirts-1-tumbler-1-ornament","title":"CHRISTMAS Mystery Bitch Box - 2 Shirts + 1 Tumbler + 1 Ornament","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎄 The Jolly Bitch Mystery Box 🎁\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA Little Merry, A Little Messy, and a Whole Lotta Attitude!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's the most wonderful time of the year... to be a sarcastic bitch! 🎅💋\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGet ready to unwrap some holiday cheer with a side of questionable language and zero fucks given!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJolly Bitch Mystery Boxes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e are packed with festive, funny, and fabulously inappropriate goodies that'll have you sleighing the holiday season in true Crafty Bitch fashion.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎁 WHAT'S INSIDE?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach mystery box includes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎄 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2 Mystery Apparel Items\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – A surprise combination of our snarky holiday tees, crewnecks, or hoodies, depending on the bundle you select!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🥤 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1 Holiday Tumbler\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – Perfect for sipping your favorite holiday beverage while dealing with everyone's bullshit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎅 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1 Festive Ornament\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – A little something inappropriate to hang on your tree!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA surprise assortment of hilarious, sassy holiday designs!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for gifting (or keeping for your own sarcastic ass).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFun, festive, and definitely NOT your grandma's Christmas box!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe ultimate holiday treat for anyone who loves a little profanity with their peppermint mocha.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🚨 THE MYSTERY BOX FINE PRINT (PLEASE READ!)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎁 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's a MYSTERY!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e The photos shown are examples ONLY. 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