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Mystery MisfitOur Mystery Misfits collection includes a varie...Our Mystery Misfits collection includes a variety of products such as drinkware, coasters, makeup bags, bottle openers, keychains, and more. These products are perfect for anyone who loves a good b...$7.00
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Keep Fucking Going Stainless Steel RingStainless steel, sturdy, and ready to rock! Thi...Stainless steel, sturdy, and ready to rock! This reminder is all the motivation you need, Ring is sized at an 8. Comes with motivational black velvet pouch as pictured$12.00
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Mystery OutfitDo you love a good surprise? We are going to m...Do you love a good surprise? We are going to make your outfit! You choose which sizes you want below and we get to choose the color and design! This purchase is FINAL SALE! There will be no return...$10.00
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Ugh You Again Funny Light Up Pens (3 Pack)Funny Pen For Co-Worker 3 Pens included to give...Funny Pen For Co-Worker 3 Pens included to give away or, keep for yourself. Great for servers, bartenders, not-so-favorite co-workers or and service industry. This light up stylus pen will light up...$8.99
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Straw Topperprotect your straw on the go from germs and dir...protect your straw on the go from germs and dirt. Plus, they're cute as hell! Go ahead, dress up your tumblers!$1.75
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Funny Sweary Pen Cup Pencil HolderFeatured in our January Bitch Box, this pen cup...Featured in our January Bitch Box, this pen cup is so fun and perfect for your sweary self. Great gift for boss, co-worker, bartender, of any pen snob who experiences inner rage when their pens are...$8.00
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Reusable Plastic StrawReusable plastic nine-inch straw. BPA FREEReusable plastic nine-inch straw. BPA FREE$1.50
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So Effing Cold HatAdorable knitted hat with a subtle hint of sass...Adorable knitted hat with a subtle hint of sass. Because afterall, it's too fucking cold outside!$12.00
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Strong Beautiful Compact MirrorPerfect add-on to a gift, this compact mirror w...Perfect add-on to a gift, this compact mirror will make her feel strong and beautiful like the amazing person she is!$4.99
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Sweary Mandala StickerInfuse your life with laughter with this hilari...Infuse your life with laughter with this hilarious, sarcastic sticker!Size approx: 2.5" x 3"Sticker is made of thick, permanent vinyl and is the perfect accessory to jazz up your laptop, phone, wat...$5.95
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No Bitchin In My Kitchen Funny ApronThis apron features adjustable snap straps, ful...This apron features adjustable snap straps, full print with hilarious phrase! This would make the perfect addition to anyone woman's kitchen cooking attire!$12.00
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Hello Middle Finger Touchscreen GlovesThese gloves are touch screen so you can still ...These gloves are touch screen so you can still use your phone while subtly flippin the bird!$9.99
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Fuzzy "Nope" SocksSo soft an cozy! These fuzzy fleece socks are t...So soft an cozy! These fuzzy fleece socks are the perfect pair to a cozy sweatpants day curled up on the couch with a cup of hot coffee. ONE SIZE$4.00
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If My Mouth Doesn't Say It My Face Definitely Will Mousepad & Coaster SetBring the fun to the office with this neoprene ...Bring the fun to the office with this neoprene mousepad. Add the matching sandstone coaster for some extra sass!$14.99
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You're My Fucking Person KeychainHilarious and one-of-a-kind! Printed in New Jer...Hilarious and one-of-a-kind! Printed in New Jersey, this is the perfect gag gift, novelty gift or, white elephant gift! 2.5" DiameterAcrylic - durable as hell!Digitally and professionally printedDe...$9.99
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Tips Are Like Dicks Bottle OpenerStainless steel, vibrant, fun, and packs a punc...Stainless steel, vibrant, fun, and packs a punch...this bottle opener is a MUST HAVE for any bartender serving....well....assholes. Approx 7" x 1.75" Printed on both sides$12.99
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September Bitch Products - Thinking Of You TShirtMissed out on one of these items? Don't worry! ...Missed out on one of these items? Don't worry! You can purchase one of the leftovers here$12.00
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I Wanna Be Where The People Aren't StickerInfuse your life with laughter with this hilari...Infuse your life with laughter with this hilarious, sarcastic sticker!Size approx: 2" x 2"Sticker is made of thick, permanent vinyl and is the perfect accessory to jazz up your laptop, phone, water...$5.95
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Own That Shit Small PurseThis adorable linen purse features an adjustabl...This adorable linen purse features an adjustable strap, touch screen back so you can quickly use your phone or see a message while you're on the go without have to take your phone out of your bag! ...$5.00
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Fluent In Sarcasm and Cuss Words KeychainHilarious and one-of-a-kind! Printed in New Jer...Hilarious and one-of-a-kind! Printed in New Jersey, this is the perfect gag gift, novelty gift or, white elephant gift! 2.5" DiameterAcrylic - durable as hell!Digitally and professionally printedDe...$9.99
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Don't Be A Twatwaffle Mini StickerInfuse your life with laughter with this hilari...Infuse your life with laughter with this hilarious, sarcastic sticker!Size approx: 2" x 2"Sticker is made of thick, permanent vinyl and is the perfect accessory to jazz up your laptop, phone, water...$5.95
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My Dogs and I Talk Shit About You StickerInfuse your life with laughter with this hilari...Infuse your life with laughter with this hilarious, sarcastic sticker!Size approx: 2.5" x 3"Sticker is made of thick, permanent vinyl and is the perfect accessory to jazz up your laptop, phone, wat...$5.95
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I'm A Ray Of Fucking Sunshine Sandstone Car Coaster Set (Set of 2)Funny and hilarious I'm A Ray Of Fucking Sunshi...Funny and hilarious I'm A Ray Of Fucking Sunshine car coaster set will keep your cup holders clean. When you need to clean them, just pop them out and wash them! Diameter approx: 2.5" Set includes...$12.99
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Fucking Delicious 5 Piece Bamboo Utensil SetThis 5 piece wooden utensil set features laser ...This 5 piece wooden utensil set features laser engraved lettering with an elegant yet sassy design. Makes a perfect addition to any kitchen!$14.99
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Shady Bitch SunglassesThese adorable yet funny sunglasses are the per...These adorable yet funny sunglasses are the perfect accessory for your summer! So, turn your phone off, sit poolside and be proud to be one shady bitch today. Printed with UV Printed ink so, the l...$6.00
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Mostly Peace and Love StickerInfuse your life with laughter with this hilari...Infuse your life with laughter with this hilarious, sarcastic sticker!Size approx: 2.5" x 3"Sticker is made of thick, permanent vinyl and is the perfect accessory to jazz up your laptop, phone, wat...$5.95
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Not A Hugger StickerInfuse your life with laughter with this hilari...Infuse your life with laughter with this hilarious, sarcastic sticker!Size approx: 2.5" x 3"Sticker is made of thick, permanent vinyl and is the perfect accessory to jazz up your laptop, phone, wat...$5.95
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Fuck it Sloth StickerInfuse your life with laughter with this hilari...Infuse your life with laughter with this hilarious, sarcastic sticker!Size approx: 2.5" x 3"Sticker is made of thick, permanent vinyl and is the perfect accessory to jazz up your laptop, phone, wat...$5.95
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Hot Mess Express KeychainHilarious and one-of-a-kind! Printed in New Jer...Hilarious and one-of-a-kind! Printed in New Jersey, this is the perfect gag gift, novelty gift or, white elephant gift! 2.5" DiameterAcrylic - durable as hell!Digitally and professionally printedDe...$9.99
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I'm A Fucking Delight StickerInfuse your life with laughter with this hilari...Infuse your life with laughter with this hilarious, sarcastic sticker!Size approx: 2.5" x 3"Sticker is made of thick, permanent vinyl and is the perfect accessory to jazz up your laptop, phone, wat...$5.95
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Don't Be A Cuntasaurus StickerInfuse your life with laughter with this hilari...Infuse your life with laughter with this hilarious, sarcastic sticker!Size approx: 1.5x2"Sticker is made of thick, permanent vinyl and is the perfect accessory to jazz up your laptop, phone, waterb...$5.95
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If My Mouth Doesn't Say It Car Coaster Set (Set of 2)Funny and hilarious car coaster set will keep y...Funny and hilarious car coaster set will keep your cup holders clean. When you need to clean them, just pop them out and wash them! Diameter approx: 2.5" Set includes two car coasters These are hi...$12.99
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tcb co. Gift Cardtcb co gift card. Card code will be emailed t...tcb co gift card. Card code will be emailed to you and you can use it any time No expiration date!$10.00
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Replacement LidsReplacement lids for our 20 oz skinny tumblers....Replacement lids for our 20 oz skinny tumblers. Replacement lids for our 32 oz water bottles.$5.00
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Are You Fucking Serious Right Now? StickerInfuse your life with laughter with this hilari...Infuse your life with laughter with this hilarious, sarcastic sticker!Size approx: 2.5" x 3"Sticker is made of thick, permanent vinyl and is the perfect accessory to jazz up your laptop, phone, wat...$5.95