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Product details & Sizing

If you're looking for something to motivate you to be productive then, don't get this sweatshirt because you won't want to get your ass off the couch when you're wearing it. 


And if/when you are actually out in public (ugh), trust us, you'll get compliments! Orrrrr, maybe some side-eye. Either way, it'll make you smile!


SIZING: Our sweatshirts are unisex sizing. We suggest sizing down for a more fitted look. Size up for a looser/baggier fit. 

Packaging and Turnaround Time

Every piece of apparel is made to order and will ship in 3-5 business days.


Please note that some orders may be fulfilled by our printing partners and will ship separately.

Care Instructions

  • Washing: Turn shirt inside out. - Use cold water & wash with similar colors. Wash on gentle setting.
  • Drying: Tumble dry on low or hang dry.
  • Ironing: If ironing is necessary, make sure to turn the garment inside out.
  • Do Not: Do not use bleach.

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